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futubandera:

Con ustedes Stuart Little haciendo un cosplay de serpiente.

(Source: disturbingpictures, via dirbie)

palmist:

i love this blooper 

(via coluring)

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precumming:

*spanks u goodnight*

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reals:

bejarj:

Saw this baby White German Shepherd today

What a cutie

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" She wanted to die, but she also wanted to live in Paris. "

- Gustave Flaubert, Madame Bovary (via writingwillows)

(via bxtq)

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma: What?
BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

lonelygiraffe17:

Trusting people is becoming hard

Keeping my grades up is becoming hard

Feeling pretty is becoming hard

Thinking happy thoughts is becoming hard

Doing work is becoming hard

Maintaining a friendship is becoming hard

Doing everything is becoming hard and I don’t like it

(via spoken-not-written)